the world of fake sports

i am now in a fantasy basketball league.  who ever thought this day would come?

this particular league is one in which couples duel against each other.  some of them play together; some (like my future spouse and i) play against each other.  

by the end of the season, i will be an nba expert.  (i can already name every nba team and the city they play in...thank you, grant burke.)

ps: i am trying the hydrogen peroxide suggestions tonight...stay tuned!